im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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