Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Randomize
