found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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