I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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