You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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