Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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