Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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