what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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