i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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