I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
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