Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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