Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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