i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
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I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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