Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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