Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
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Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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