Don't you send me to vm
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
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I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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