oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
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I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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