That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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