Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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