You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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