ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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