Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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