dude i'm inner monologue high
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Randomize
