How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He better not be in your backpack
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
You should frame my arrest warrant.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
the raccoons are back...
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