Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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