even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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