Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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