Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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