so that wasnt chicken after all
I think im going to throw up on grandma
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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