Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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