He felt like a one man threesome
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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