he wants to bone in the snuggie
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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