We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
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I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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