why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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