there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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