That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
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then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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