So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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