I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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