i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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I'm at about main and main street
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
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I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
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