doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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