he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
.......................................
My thoughts exactly.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
