Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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