When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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