Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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