You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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