is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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