Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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