no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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