I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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