So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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