My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
i think im in europe. pls send help
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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