Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
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i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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