All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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